So, you wanted to see the evidence. Good. We respect a healthy dose of curiosity.
The truth is, our menu isn't a list of products; it’s a collection of fiercely held opinions. It’s the result of a thousand miles driven down dusty Oregon roads, a hundred conversations with growers who are more artist than botanist, and one beautiful, guiding principle: If it’s not a "hell yes," it’s a "hell no."
We don’t believe in "good enough." We believe in the kind of cannabis that makes a good song sound better, makes a dumb movie funnier, and makes a quiet moment feel profound. We hunt for the spark. The soul. The weird magic that separates the truly spectacular from the merely strong.
We channel this obsession into a few core categories, each held to the same ridiculous standard. And of course, the final gatekeeper for all of them is our Chief Vibe Officer, Goose. He gives no reasons, offers no quarter, and possesses a palate of terrifying sophistication. His nap of approval is the most coveted award in the building.
Come in to see what made the cut.